What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:55

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?